lana-michelle: how do i get someone to fall in love with me where’s the tutorial what’s the html code
the people i have on facebook are hysterical ‘i statrted falling for u and now tht u know u seem to be avoiding my txt msgs wow’
simon amstell from never mind the buzzcocks is actually so good looking put your p in my v
Anonymous asked: confession?
Anonymous asked: do you have any goals for this year?
h3athledger replied to your post: i get really irked when people are like ‘omg no… do u pee in the shower only on special occasions
i get really irked when people are like ‘omg no i never pee in the shower’ STOP LYING I KNOW YOU DO EVERYONE DOES IT i know you pee in the ocean too
seriously i am so excited for game of thrones to come back i want to yell it out on the street
cosmo tip #157
expertcosmotips: get your man blackout drunk and convince him to get beastiality tattoos all over his body
i just spent 5 minutes memorizing the opening for law and order ‘in the criminal justice system the people are represented by two separate and equally important groups. the police who investigate the crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. these are their stories.’ DUM DUM
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
yawwwwn: I don’t trust people who don’t like pizza.