hahaahahah this stray cat just wandered into the house and put its paws in the fish bowl trying to kill

NICK ALLBROOK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hermione: idreamofjasonbateman: Jason and Will holding hands while walking thru NY. #We’re brothers mom and we kind of like each other
amelhirst: I double dog dare ya 

hommuside replied to your post: i’m so stupid so so so very stupid
ULGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SO DUMB

i’m so stupid

so so so very stupid

spes-et-fide: Life is beautiful. Really, it is. Full of beauty and illusions. Life is great. Without it, you’d be dead.

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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my 16 year old cousin who is severely depressed and is trying to emancipate herself from her mum has to basically come live with us indefinitely this weekend it’s so fucked why do shit people become parents

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 nicole
19, brisbane
i like doritos, burritos and good cigarettes in the morning

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